Hi! My name is Matilda. Australia. 17. I foster kittens and have a toy poodle, occasionally I post cute photos of them. If that sounds good to you then you're my type of person and should definitely follow me. ♥️
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared
Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!
I mean… really?
Are you actually defending mayonnaise?
Im choking omg
And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.
